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when your pee smells like asparagus >>>>>
#asparacels #gusguzzlers
you could also call it "hitlers penis" or "putins penis".. im gonna be honest, all of my ideas for this joke are penis related.
killing people with a knife named "kindess" is pretty funny considering how the saying goes, but how funny would it be if the knife was named something silly like "obamas penis"
ok crimson desert is huge jfc i swear im doing a ton but then i look at the map and i havent even explored most of it. i havent even seen the crimson desert!!
not knowing what to serve my gay friends so i make the boiled cow penis
