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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
https://scrambled.page/
daddy gatorade
cat
DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?
used my nickname on linkedin and they locked my account. can't get back in unless i take a pic of my ID
the only thing i can really do now is send them a letter lmfao
me: i'm drinking water
50 year old man in the replies:
(waking up on a boat, which has drifted far out to sea) did i seriously sail away sail away sail away
spent the past couple of hours setting up a crm and some other crap