Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.
Lindsay Fickas
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Sent my tattoo artist an inquiry in case he’s interested in my next piece even though it’s not really his style and now I’m staring at a wall worried he hates me and is going to tell everyone he knows how lame I am
Tightening my tie, sitting up a little straighter
Obsessed with Robyn dropping a Don’t Mess with the Zohan reference in 2026 and also making it rhyme with “boner”
No high like the high of when you see someone with known good taste recommending something you recommended to them
Trader Joe’s was out of their firming body butter. Expect sags.
In my heart of hearts, I really do believe I could make Cosmo Kramer’s lobster shirt work on me
Sometimes I do mourn feeling the significance of religious holidays
Is there hope for me, a sinner, etc., etc.
All the people here I love the most are posting very eloquent thoughts, and I adore having the privilege of reading it.
But gosh, I feel empty today
